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From Reuters

 Climate change could end globalization by 2040 as nations look inward to conserve scarce resources and conflicts flare when refugees flee rising seas and drought, national security experts warned on Monday.

Now that climate change is obvious and “all up in your business” you won’t ignore it, will you, guys? When all it did was kill poor non-white people it wasn’t a big deal, but now that it threatens profit? SOUND THE ALARM!

“Some of the consequences could essentially involve the end of globalization as we have known it … as different parts of the Earth contract upon themselves in order to try to conserve what they need to survive,” said Fuerth, who was national security adviser to former Vice President Al Gore.

This may actually be one of the positive side-effects of all this madness: the end of globalization. No longer will America be able to rape foreign cultures in pursuit of the all-mighty dollar. I can’t wait for the day when money is worthless and we can all finally concentrate on what’s really important in life: love.

From CO-ED Magazine

Hillary Clinton has been having a lesbian affair with her top female aide, the sexy Huma Abedin.

This has been know to “insiders” for years, but now major media outlets are starting to acknowledge the butch elephant in the room.

Some say this will kill her Presidential hopes, but I don’t think so. I think America is ready to accept a same-oriented leader. We’re obviously fed up with the right-wing Jesus-loving “traditional” one we have now, why not embrace change?